In case you thought that all Hooter’s Restaurants had filed for bankruptcy- not all have. We plan on taking Belle out for some football, wings or maybe boneless wings with the traditional sauce this holiday season. I’ve played soccer and futsal with friends who were Hooter’s girls. I even reffed one of them in the past year when she was playing on a men’s Over-30 team with her husband.

I’m sticking with tacky yet unrefined.