Phoebe y Crawford

Betting on Caddie Types: Fun Golf Predictions

Hey Jetpack,

Ryan booked us a female caddie to support our 3-some on the Park Mammoth Golf Course. The caddie agency is named “The Caddie Girls.” Considering the nearest universities to Park Mammoth for Caddies would be:

  • The University of Kentucky
  • University of Louisville
  • Western Kentucky University
  • Belmont College
  • Vanderbilt University

What caddie do we expect to make the drive to Park Mammoth for this Saturday round?

The Caddie Girls are not affiliated with any strip clubs or should we say adult entertainment organizations in the commonwealth of Kentucky or the state of Tennessee.

Since we are in Kentucky and this May will be the 152nd running of the derby, we’d like to make a little wager.

What type of caddie will show up? Think of this as being a stereotypical Old Kentucky Home Moment with the help of AI.

Bet 1Bet 2Bet 3Bet 4Bet 5Actual
Age2222242225
Height5’2″5’9″5’4″5’5″5’1″
Skin PalePalePaleTannedSpray Tan
Body TypeAthleticAbove AverageAthleticAbove AverageBootaylicious
HairBrunetteBrunetteBlondeDirty BlondeRed
EyeBrownBrownBlueHazelGreen

We did reach out to our former Kentucky college school girl to help us figure out the odds on our bets.

A group of five young women in golf attire posing outdoors, with one woman in the foreground wearing a baseball cap and smiling, while the others stand behind her.
A group of nine young women in colorful polo shirts and skirts, standing on a golf course with rocky terrain in the background.
A group of seven animated female golfers standing together in a natural setting, featuring various colorful golf outfits and accessories, with a cave-like background and sunlight filtering through.
A group of eight young women, dressed in colorful golf attire, standing confidently in a grassy area with a cave backdrop and light shining from above.
Group of seven young women dressed in golf attire, standing together on a grassy field with rocky background.
A group of six women standing confidently in a cave setting, each dressed in stylish outfits featuring skirts and fitted tops, with varying colors. They are posed on a grassy area, showcasing a natural backdrop of rocks and greenery.
A group of six young women posing on a golf course, wearing coordinated golf outfits, featuring short skirts and polo shirts, with a golf ball in front of them.
A group of eight young women posing together on a golf course, wearing matching golf attire with polo shirts and skirts. The background features green grass and trees.
A group of eight young women, dressed in golf attire, smiling while standing on a golf course with green grass and trees in the background.
A group of young women wearing colorful golf outfits, including polo shirts and shorts, standing on a lush green golf course, smiling and posing for the camera.
A group of seven young women dressed in colorful golf attire, standing on a golf course with green grass and a clear blue sky in the background.
A group of six young women walking on a golf course, dressed in various golf attire, including polo shirts and skirts. One woman holds a golf club, while others carry clubs and accessories. The background features green grass and blue skies.
Four female golfers walking together on a golf course, wearing sporty outfits and visors.
A group of young women in colorful golf attire, including skirts and sleeveless tops, gather on a grassy area with trees in the background, smiling and interacting with each other.

Thank you AI for adding to the entertainment value of the game.

Post-round update- Our caddie was a no show today. All wagers were canceled by the house. We will assume that our caddie decided to head to Broadway instead of Cave Mammoth Golf Club. This assumption will close the case pending further information. Remember to count all the fingers and toes in any of the images.

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Phoebe and Crawford are two Bridge to Home rescue dogs living their best life together in Aspinwall. They get out daily in nature, take their humans for walks and coffee. Peloton and Place is Crawford’s training game. When we are not sleeping on a couch, we are chasing squirrels and birds in our backyard.

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